Floridians turn on the heat. People in Wisconsin plant gardens. Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Wisconsin sunbathe. Italian & English cars won't start. People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down. Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt. New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold. People in Miami all die. Wisconsinites close the windows. Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats. Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door. Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile. ALL atomic motion stops. People in Wisconsin start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?' Hell freezes over. Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late |
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